1..The president of the service club asked his new member, “Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?” The new member replied, “Yes, my mother-in-law.
2..1st Thief: Oh! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd Thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st Thief: Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.
3..At the motivational seminar, three men are asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you at the funeral?”
The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was the great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.”
The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say…. LOOK, HE’S MOVING!”
4..Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No
5..It was Ram’s wife birthday. He said: ‘Where do you want to go?’
She said: ‘Anywhere. Take me where I’ve never been.’
So he took her into the kitchen.
